Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT
I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.
I feel like the main point I’ve learned from the existence of Sam Wilkinson is that the best friends of famous people win at life because they get just enough attention to get all the perks but not enough to be overwhelmed or hated on
that one person you never really talk to but you reblog the shit outta each other
*walks past mirror*
Sometimes, you’re better off alone…
Do you enjoy making people cry?
This brings me joy
coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid
and yall fuckers drink this shit?
look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie